Devilwoman - Can you relate to this?

[RoofTop]

**HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN**



Take off clothing and place it in sectioned

laundry hamper according to lights and darks.



Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.

If you see husband along the way,

cover up any exposed areas.



Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --

make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.



Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah,

wide loofah and pumice stone.



Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo

with 43 added vitamins.



Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.



Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.



Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for

10 minutes until red.



Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut

and jaffa cake body wash.



Rinse conditioner off hair.



Shave armpits and legs.



Rinse off.



Turn off shower.



Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.



Spray mold spots with Tilex.



Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.



Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.



Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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**HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:**



Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed

and leave them in a pile.



Walk naked to the bathroom.



If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her

making the woo-woo sound.



Look at your manly physique in the mirror.



Admire the size of your weiner and scratch your butt.



Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.



Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.



Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.



Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.



Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.



Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.



Pee.



Rinse off and get out of shower.



Partially dry off.



Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was

hangingout of tub the whole time.



Admire weiner size in mirror again.



Leave shower curtain open, the wet mat on floor,

and light and fan on.



Return to bedroom with towel around waist.



If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake weiner at her

and make the woo-woo sound again.

 

[Devilwoman]

Well some of it....

I get undressed in the bathroom with the door shut. First I take a bath and shave my legs, armpits, and poosy. Then I pull the plug. Now its shower time...I wash my hair....1 time...then put conditioner in my hair....while in hair wash body with the poof ball...then rinse hair and body. Dry off a little, comb hair, and remove hair from drain in tub. I don't own a robe...so I walk to the bedroom with my towel on, if I pass my husband along the way I flash him. If he is in the bedroom on the computer I stand right next to him and drop my towel rubbing my on his face. Then I lay on the bed spread eagle to air dry....and say hey look I shaved!

 

[MikeB]

Well some of it....

I get undressed in the bathroom with the door shut. First I take a bath and shave my legs, armpits, and poosy. Then I pull the plug. Now its shower time...I wash my hair....1 time...then put conditioner in my hair....while in hair wash body with the poof ball...then rinse hair and body. Dry off a little, comb hair, and remove hair from drain in tub. I don't own a robe...so I walk to the bedroom with my towel on, if I pass my husband along the way I flash him. If he is in the bedroom on the computer I stand right next to him and drop my towel rubbing my on his face. Then I lay on the bed spread eagle to air dry....and say hey look I shaved!

I'm busy right now, but I'll chop this later........

 

[Devilwoman]

I'm busy right now, but I'll chop this later........

Hopefully it will be amusing...I will be waiting.

 

[NES]

Wrong, Devilwoman doesnt bathe, she is from Missouri.

 

[lapdance]

Well some of it....

I get undressed in the bathroom with the door shut. First I take a bath and shave my legs, armpits, and poosy. Then I pull the plug. Now its shower time...I wash my hair....1 time...then put conditioner in my hair....while in hair wash body with the poof ball...then rinse hair and body. Dry off a little, comb hair, and remove hair from drain in tub. I don't own a robe...so I walk to the bedroom with my towel on, if I pass my husband along the way I flash him. If he is in the bedroom on the computer I stand right next to him and drop my towel rubbing my on his face. Then I lay on the bed spread eagle to air dry....and say hey look I shaved!

he looks and then gags

 

[MikeB]

Hopefully it will be amusing...I will be waiting.

I forgot about this. I know that you are not allowed to use the computer when the other man in your "marraige" is home. I'll get to work on this.

 

[MikeB]

Well some of it....

I get undressed in the outhouse with the door shut, as not to freak my inbred family out. First I take a bath and shave my chest, chest, and chest. Then I pull the plug. Now its shower time...I wash my hair (without shampoo of course)....1 time...then put cum in my hair....while in hair wash body with the poof ball...then rinse hair and body. Dry off a little, comb my armpits, and remove hair from drain in tub. I can't afford a robe...so I walk to the bedroom with my towel on, if I pass my husband along the way I flash him, he then says "I don't know what smells worse, your pussy or your breath". If he is in the bedroom on the computer I stand right next to him and drop my towel rubbing my genitals on his face. Then I lay on the bed spread eagle to air dry....and say hey look, my balls are bigger than yours.

As requested, I chopped it for you.

 

[Devilwoman]

I forgot about this. I know that you are not allowed to use the computer when the other man in your "marraige" is home. I'll get to work on this.

Um...No, I can use the computer wtf? I am just too busy on weekends to dedicate my time to you assholes in the RR. Sorry I have other shit to do too.

 

[Devilwoman]

As requested, I chopped it for you.

lol...that was funny.